Wednesday, 28 March 2012

BSFN 20: 2012 (rep)

We reached BSFN #20! :-) in which we rewatched the ultimate film of 2010: 2012!
After noting that a large proportion of the crowd had actually not seen this now classic film yet, it seemed a good call. It also mend that the people who had seen it already had to make sure not to give any spoilers! 

[Image courtesy of wikipedia]. 

For those of you that don't know the film yet; it's an absolute must see for bad science films. It starts all with scientists noting that neutrinos from the sun are heating up the Earth's interior and causing the core to melt! Governments start ambious plans to save their civilisation, power, techniques and culture in a secret project, where individuals can participate in by paying 1 bln dollar. 

In the meantime, our main character and hero (John Cusack) is camping with his children in Yellowstone and realises there something is wrong as the lake has evaporated. Time to go home and convince his ex-wife they should leave. Just in time as well, as suddenly the Earth starts rupturing under their feat (Earth crust displacement theory), with nice propagating faults chasing them (as in Megafault almost!). In a spectacular car ride, which is completely unrealistic with driving through buildings etc) they reach the airport and take off in a small aircraft, taking off just as San Francisco slides into the Ocean. In the meantime they pick up a map for the 'secret projects ships' location (outrunning the volcanic bombs and pyroclastic flows once again) and fly to a more stable place. 

There, they meet John Cusacks' boss, a Russian billionaire who has tickets for the 'ships' as well. They take off alltogether in a Russian aircraft, trying to fly to the Himalaya where the ships are located. They crash, see some giraffs and elefants flying, and get to the ships (huge vessels with food and water storage, like Noach arks, to survive for a few years until the Earth is stable again), where they can't get on without tickets. Secretly, they manage to climb in through the hydraulics chamber, but they mess up the vessels system. Desperately trying to close the doors, and start the engines (so they won't bump into Mount Everest) John Cusacks ex-wifes new husband dies, but the day is saved. His ex-wife immediately returning to him and his children are all reunitied, and the ships travel to South Africa which has now become the roof of the world.

One major disadvantage of the film is that it is way and way too long. It goes on and on, and after a while all the volcano ducking and almost drowning scenes become very similar. They could have saved a lot of money by making it shorter for sure! We enjoyed watching the deleted scences for a while, definitely the right decision to delete these, although a good punch could have stayed in the film. Having some trailers of Michael Jackson on the same dvd was somewhat surprising and gave an end to the evening.


Bad Science Film Night 20 - 2012 (rep):
  • Favourite Tagline: Can that thing fly? It's Russian! 
  • Hero: Gordon, who dies saving the others and is immediately forgotten. 
  • Interesting fact: The film is forbidden in North Korea as it shows the year 2012 in a too negative light.
  • Best bit: Giraffs and elefants being flown over the Himalaya!
  • Worst piece of science: That just has to be the basic thought behind the scene; neutrinos heating up the core, which melts, and causes all plates to become unstable and shift instantly overnight! Also, The scientific paper on crustal shifting is alleged to have been published in 1958, and Einstein agreed with it. Einstein however died in 1955.
  • Unresolved questions: Where does all the water come from to flood all cities and the Himalaya? How does the core melt by neutrinos??? 
  • Overall review: Horrible science, but if you just ignore that fact, the film can be quite entertaining with a lot of special effects. Great material for a field trip when the power in your lab is off! ;-)
  • Total number of BSFNight-ites: about 15, great turnout, but missing our most favorite BSFnightie of course

Sunday, 5 February 2012

BSFN 19 - Serenity

MUTINY!
Serenity was not our intended Bad Science Film, however, a mutiny was led by an engineer pushing for a film "with bad science, but that is actually good". This was a distressingly popular idea so instead of watching Magma: Something Something (I cannot be bothered to check the little box of upcoming features, I'm such a go-getter) we watched Serenity, which is obviously awesome, so probably the engineer was right. Stupid engineers and their problem solving skills.

Saturday, 31 December 2011

BSFN 18 - Arctic Blast

Bad science film night 18 took place in a new, much more spacious venue. We even had room for a visiting scientist from far away!

Monday, 5 December 2011

BSFN 17 - Rise of the Planet of the Apes *Field trip!*


  • Total number of BSFN-ites: Lots, including an anthropologist, an astrophysicist and someone who moved to San Francisco a month after seeing the movie. Also present, many teenagers who couldn't get into the Inbetweeners movie

Tuesday, 25 October 2011

BSFN 16 - Tremors


Tremors was a low attendance Bad Science Film, and was notably only attended by women. There are two possible conclusions:
- Boys are not interested in a young Kevin Bacon
- Boys are scared of giant worms. 
Bad Science Film Night 16 - Tremors
  • Favourite Tagline:
  • Premise: 
  • Best death:
  • Worst piece of science
  • Overall review: 
  • Total number of BSFN-ites: 4, all women. Boys are clearly scared-y cats, especially when we're watching a film with exceptionally phallic monsters.

Sunday, 23 October 2011

Word Cloud

Oooo.. I made a Bad Science Film Night word cloud using the lovely wordle.net !
 
How mid noughties, right? Ironically the word cloud was inspired by my stalking of a Twitter conversation about this article, which is super opposed to word clouds. I am now obsessed and have been wordclouding anything I can think of (twitter feed, blog, thesis, other peoples twitter feeds). Love word clouds! I might word cloud all my future papers.

Here's the word cloud from the @badsciencefilms twitter feed. I choose the colour palette myself....
Shiny, no? By shiny I obviously mean gloriously vulgar.

Once we get semi up-to-date on the blog I'll run another wordle on it. That way the cloud will be less dominated by Rocky Horror, which I love, but is not a typical bad science film night choice. Fundamentally I want some kind of creature feature OR geophysics atrocity to dominate the word cloud.

Tuesday, 27 September 2011

BSFN 15.5 - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Poster taken from the fabulous rockyhorror.com,
which has tons of Rocky resources.
This was kind of an accidental Bad Science Film Night, in that a couple of members of "the club"* watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show and felt it qualified as a bad science film, so it gets a write up (well over a month after we watched the movie). We are not exactly an organised association, although I am considering flexing my design muscles and making a logo. Unfortunately my design muscles are not especially Charles Atlas-esque, so you probably shouldn't start shivering with anticipation just yet....

I feel now is a good time to declare that I, Lizzie, have a number of fond Rocky Horror memories, so this is not exactly the usual snarky, anti bad science "review". I have danced the Time Warp in costume in front of my school (teachers and parents included), I have attended a sing-along Rocky Horror (and sang along in costume, obviously), a college film screening (in a different costume) and I also own 5 different Rocky Horror soundtrack related CDs (including the audience participation one). I am not unbiased, I like the Rocky Horror Picture Show quite a lot. Having said that, I hadn't seen it for about 5 years (gah!) and the main reason we decided to watch it was because of the Rocky Horror Glee episode that was on a while ago. I was kind of sad about the things that were censored in the Glee episode (Transsexual Transylvania -> Sensational Transylvania and many, many other changes that kind of diminish some of the point of Rocky Horror - here's an EW article about it).

Brad Majors and Janet Weiss are a young couple who have just got engaged (whilst singing Dammit, Janet) and are traveling on a dark and stormy night to tell their science teacher about the engagement. After encountering car trouble they stop at Frank N Furter's mansion. They arrive in the middle of a birthday party, for Rocky, Frank N Furter's man with blond hair and a tan, who is made from bits of Meat Loaf. Singing, dancing, explorations of sexuality and murder follow. The songs are super catchy.

In terms of bad science, we have the creation of Rocky ticking all the boxes, and also various freeze rays (good for another musicalhere's the specific song!), UFOs and both intergalactic AND time travel. But as I said earlier, this isn't a snarky review. I love Rocky Horror but not for the science, I love it for the  AWESOME CATCHY SINGING AND DANCING!

Bad Science Film Night 15.5 - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Favourite Tagline: A Different Set Of Jaws (chosen for its bad science / disaster film pedigree)
  • Second favourite tagline: Don't Dream it, Be It! (chosen for its upbeat message!)
  • Premise: Mad scientist/transvestite from Transexual Transylvania makes a man with blond hair and a tan from bits of Meat Loaf. There is singing, dancing and fishnets.
  • Best Song: I might like Hot Patootie best, but they're all good!
  • Worst piece of science: The creation of Rocky - "Throw open the switches in the Sonic Oscillator and step up the Reactor Power Input...three..more..POINTS" *rainbow light change* 
  • Unresolved questions: Why do I not know anyone who has seen the sequel - Shock Treatment
  • Overall review: Let's do the Time Warp again! 
  • Total number of BSFNight-ites: 2, plenty of space! Also not an official bad science night as such, more a bottle of wine and musical DVD night. 
* Is this a club? If there is a facebook group does that make it a club? Do we need stash?